“Tweet Tweet” Performed by Jimmy Kimmel and Drake Music by Jonathan Kimmel Lyrics by Jimmy Kimmel, Gary Greenberg and Jonathan Kimmel J: Check this out J: Here’s a Tweet from Shaquille O’Neal D: Yeah? J: Dat 2 year old smokin on the internet, is dat real? J: And here’s another one from Larry King J: Whoever came up with Peanut Butter and Jelly J: Deserves a Nobel Prize in Something. D: Let me try, this one’s from Justin Bieber’s list D: He says, “Hey, Did you know that bed bugs really do exist?” J: I didn’t! D: Jessica Simpson posted one I just seen… D: She said My bro-in-law gave me a book to read… J: Oooh, that was mean. CHORUS Follow You Follow Me Tweet Tweet.. D: Tell me something now… Follow Me Follow You RE-Tweet. J: Tell me nothing now What are you thinkin? Just… Tweet Tweet BOTH: I want your update… Follow You Follow Me Follow me… D: I saw a Tweet from Amanda Bines… D: She said I like black men, I’m very attracted to them, fyi J: Who isn’t? J: Here’s somethin Demi want us to know… D: Lovato? J: Yeah – “My waiter’s name was nacho.” D: Tila Tequila’s getting hungry as a mother… D: “We are spraying whipped cream all over each other.” J: Yuck. J: Let’s not forget one Ashton Kutcher did. J: “Did you know fish have NO EYE LIDS!” D: Deep…(nodding) CHORUS D: Want to know how Britney Spears stays lean? J: She says, “My daddy got me a Blizz Berry Machine” J: Michael Jordan is a Twitterin’ pimp, D: He said “On new years, I had way too many shrimp …