Baby’s First Tattoo: A Memory Book for Modern Parents
Aug.21, 2009 in
Tattoo Books
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE THINK CHILDREN ARE THE CUTEST, CUDDLIEST, MOST WONDERFUL, SAINTLY CREATURES IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. THESE PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NICE THINGS. THEY COLLECT FRAGILE POTTERY. THEY HAVE CANDLELIT DINNERS IN FANCY RESTAURANTS. THEY GO TO MOVIES. THEY HAVE WHITE CARPETS. PEOPLE WITH SMALL CHILDREN HAVEN’T BEEN TO A RESTAURANT WITHOUT PLASTIC SILVERWARE IN YEARS. THE LAST MOVIE THEY SAW IN A THEATER IS NOW ON AMERICAN MOVIE CLASSICS. THEIR HOUSE LOOKS LIKE…
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August 21st, 2009 at 7:35 am
This book is exactly what’s described in the description here: A comical take on the traditional baby’s memories book. For someone who was a little overwhelmed at the amount of stuff out there that’s targeted towards new parents (read: designed to guilt new parents into buying their schlock so you don’t feel like you’re neglecting your child), this book was a breath of fresh air. Realisitically, neither I nor my wife would have ever completely made use of a straightforward baby memories book, and in fact, I have yet to meet anyone who actually did. This book, on the other hand, is entertaining by itself so you don’t feel that its purchase was a complete waste even if you never fill in any of its pages.
Some gems from the pages include: “Diameter of baby’s head” followed thereafter by “Diameter of hole baby’s head came through.” There are places to record baby’s first projectile vomit, and even baby’s first DWI. There’s even a ledger of expenses you can fill out which start out with hospital expenses and even include cost of spring break, cost of first auto repair, and cost of “finding oneself”.
This is funny, funny stuff. It’s not intended to be a serious memory book for any child, but it provided me, a parent, with plenty of giggles.
August 21st, 2009 at 7:39 am
3.0 out of 5 stars
Baby’s First Tattoo: A Memory Book for Modern Parents
This is not quite what I expected. I thought it could be used for a baby book but it’s really more for reading. There are places to write stuff down on some pages.
August 21st, 2009 at 7:50 am
I picked this book up because of its catchy title. I don’t have any kids, but many of my friends do and I am always looking for the perfect baby gift. I read this book from cover to cover and laughed all the way through. I highly recommned this book to anyone looking for a baby gift for the modern couple.
August 21st, 2009 at 7:57 am
5.0 out of 5 stars
Perfect gift
I searched high and low to find the perfect gift for two sets of friends that were having babies. Just when I thought all hope was lost, my girlfriend found this book.
August 21st, 2009 at 8:33 am
3.0 out of 5 stars
Okay
This book is okay. My husband is a tattoo artist, so I bought this for one of his friends when he had a baby. It’s just not quite as funny as I thought it would be.
August 21st, 2009 at 10:49 am
5.0 out of 5 stars
cool , modern and fun
This is such a fun baby book.
We bought one for ourselves and two more for gifts.
Any new parent with a sense of humor will think this is a great shower gift.
August 21st, 2009 at 12:38 pm
5.0 out of 5 stars
cute!
This is perfect for the new generation of parents! my husband and I love this book!
August 21st, 2009 at 3:22 pm
2.0 out of 5 stars
Cute
This would be a great gift for new parents or parents-to-be. It’s really more of something to look through and have a chuckle than an actual baby book to fill in.
August 21st, 2009 at 5:19 pm
5.0 out of 5 stars
Hilarious!!
My mom gave me Baby’s First Tattoo when I had my second child. Every time I look at it I crack up laughing.
August 21st, 2009 at 6:05 pm
5.0 out of 5 stars
The best memory book I’ve found
Multiple Items per page, hillarious and true. Great for reading aloud and getting peoples stories during baby showers.
August 21st, 2009 at 8:04 pm
5.0 out of 5 stars
Want to be a hit at a baby shower? Present this book to new parents.
I have bought numerous copies of this book simply to add to a nice baby shower gift. It is only appropriate for parents of healthy babies.
August 21st, 2009 at 10:32 pm
5.0 out of 5 stars
Very Funny
This book was wonderfully funny if you go into it with the attuide of this is not your typical baby book.